Oof, woke up thinking "haku na, nice cool morning" Opens the window... Nah fam, we're already cooking outside
*Spends 45 mins battling the AC remote to NOT feel like an actual freezer.*
Mission failed. Drinking tereré in a sweater indoors. In *December*. Only in Paraguay, che. Rogue AC wins again.
// Otra opción más irónica:
"So the plan: quick jog before sunrise!
Reality: Stepped outside at 6 AM, instantly became human sopa paraguaya
Turned around, made chipa instead. Priorities, you know? #WorthIt"
*Spends 45 mins battling the AC remote to NOT feel like an actual freezer.*
Mission failed. Drinking tereré in a sweater indoors. In *December*. Only in Paraguay, che. Rogue AC wins again.
// Otra opción más irónica:
"So the plan: quick jog before sunrise!
Reality: Stepped outside at 6 AM, instantly became human sopa paraguaya
Turned around, made chipa instead. Priorities, you know? #WorthIt"
Oof, woke up thinking "haku na, nice cool morning" 🙄 Opens the window... Nah fam, we're already cooking outside 🌡️💀
*Spends 45 mins battling the AC remote to NOT feel like an actual freezer.*
Mission failed. Drinking tereré in a sweater indoors. In *December*. Only in Paraguay, che. Rogue AC wins again. ❄️🥶
// Otra opción más irónica:
"So the plan: quick jog before sunrise! ✨
Reality: Stepped outside at 6 AM, instantly became human sopa paraguaya 🥵
Turned around, made chipa instead. Priorities, you know? 😌🔥 #WorthIt"
